Judging from how often I hear women talk about men buying Magnums that they don't need, I'm not sure the methodology is as sound as the researchers think it is.

Sorry to hear about your Henry. The screen name is from a short story that I wrote a while back. Incidentally, it was about dogs and cheese.

Hahaha! Yeah, I think he was annoyed at the seating chart or something. Henry is a very important hound. At least according to him.

Whatever. Every day should be "don't be an inconsiderate prick day." So yeah, don't bring your dog to work if it's an asshole. Bring your dog to work if it's well socialised and everybody fucking loves it to little tiny fluffy-arsed doggie pieces.