These are concrete ideas that truly qualify as a solid, safe middle ground.

I feel like there should have been MORE onus on him, as that was a movie that had alot of violence and even though I have not seen Trainwreck yet, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess there are zero guns in the movie.

Feel free to stop killing each other.

Ignoring the greys. I’ll just drop this here:

I can’t dispute your choice of buffets over orgies, but I do have to say you should really change your handle to Ronalda Swanson.

Sam Rockwell for the love sick cousin.

If they fictionalize it, a blowsy Alicia Silverstone will play her. DJ Qualls, the husband.

“Kissin’ Kousins”

would 100% watch

Joke’s on you....he taught his daughters to swallow.

It’s bullshit. If Jehovah’s Witnesses can’t lobby for health insurance to not cover blood transfusions because that’s an infringement of their religious freedom, this dude can’t argue that coverage of BC infringes on his religious freedom. It’s also against a lot of religions to blaspheme, does that mean the freedom…

If only!

Cyborg works for expanding minority characters, but in my heart I wish it were Static.

Wait, though, I was 35 when I got married but my husband was 30. So is it only a legal separation for us or what?

Staying together for the kids is never all it’s cracked up to be though. A lot of kids have been witness to abusive relationships or fucked up relationship dynamics just because one party couldn’t get (or didn’t want to get) out of the relationship.

also - people who don’t want to get married just...don’t get married.

Aw man, I was 32 when I got married (3 years ago). But my husband was only 27. So can I assume I am more likely to get divorced than he is?

I did a little research, and divorce is the number two most stressful event in a person’s life. Of course marriage is number seven. So, watch out everyone. It’s all bad.

This reminds me of the 3 prisoners at Gitmo that were “determined” by the prison to have committed suicide by hanging themselves in their cells on the same night, despite the fact that they were found with their hands tied behind their backs, gagged and covered in bruises and track-marks.

I don’t for a second believe this was suicide. I hope that the truth will, in fact, out.