Odd. Usually when Nike is screwing children it involves making sneakers.

I really do envy people like this who give zero fucks and get things done, while I sit here giving too many fucks and getting nothing creative done. Good for you, Jan.

Chappelle did a similar joke...

Good for Monica.

Linda, honey, Linda, I'm gonna drive us to Chuck-E-Cheese's.

Think about the economic growth this triggered, the new netflix subscriptions, the pizzas ordered, the friends who overcharged for taco delivery. Really the downside only seems to be the annoying as hell conversations people had to have.

I'm clearly not as familiar with radical feminism as you are, but anything that pisses off Ted Cruz and Chuck Grassley gets a big ol' thumbs up from me.

She's been called a "militant feminist," "crazy," and "scary."

This is not the face of a woman who takes shit.

Were the demons pubic lice? Because there's a simple shampoo for that.

I wonder if a demon infestation is kind of like getting lice or bedbugs. Those suckers are hard to get rid of. I am imagining her scrubbing herself with some smelly disinfectant and putting everything in plastic bags. Do you have to throw out your mattress when you get a demon infestation?

She does realize she is inconveniencing those who have nothing to do making the laws (unless she counts voting and it is a super liberal county and a bunch of hipsters work there. In that case then, make them count that shit, that'll show them!). However, she made the news in some small way, so she basically won…

Hey lady, if you have to treat low level government employees like shit to get your point across, you need to reassess your point. Who do think you were inconveniencing? Not the government, just actual human beings.

I think many of us go through that phase where we allow the hurt and anger to have prominence in our lives. I certainly did when I was in my late teens/early twenties. It's exhausting and frankly, horrible for the spirit. And, for me at least, completely futile.

Actually, bringing a white friend would make for a winning team if you DID want to shoplift b/c the black person could shop while the white person steals stuff b/c we all know who the salespeople are going to lose their shit following.

While I liked her on The Office (still can't believe Jim picked Pam over her....), her character has been wasted on Parks & Rec. I so want to like Ann Perkins, but she has not had a decent storyline since the second season. And I am including the baby with Chris Traeger in that statement. Let her go or get her some…

The thing about Anonymous is that it's not a single group which takes up noble causes. It's broken up into countless different little groups and sects. Some of them are helpful, and some are just as likely to frequent sites like Is Anyone Up? in order to leave some of those disgusting comments.

This would have been great for me had all the credit, money, and job not been in my name. He had nothing when I met him, and when he cheated I'd seen him through college and grad school. Soon as he found a job, he was out the door. Thanks, Blu, but I need an anthem for a cheater who's the stone you can't get blood…

find a CWM/Rooted kernel tar and flash via Odin then do the steps below.