Dumas pere should have a movie made about him. It’s a far better adventure story than most of the shit Hollywood cranks out and you don’t need to change anything because the truth is so goddam amazing! 

To quote Jack Handy “Let it go man, ‘cause it’s gone.” 

Or forging documents to make his disgusting behavior look legal for a hot minute. 

I switched to Harry’s for the trimmer blade, which is infuckingvaluable in making your beard look decent and through the mail they’re inexpensive af. I still like Gillette’s shaving cream and aftershave tho. 

See also Louis CK. 

Yeah, the more you find out about fucked up his childhood was, the more it seems like he drifted from being weird and eccentric into something pretty grim. 

The mayor of McCallen has already said he doesn’t want dumbass to come down there. He’s pissed the reputation of his town is being ruined. 

And this is the way abusers get away with it. They’re masters at looking and acting normal when people are sniffing around, and as soon as the outside parties leave the “beast” comes out. I can remember my dad putting on a normal face for the police and as soon as they left being beaten for daring to challenge his…

Her skills at impromptu dentistry should be rewarded by her employer. That’s something to put on your resume. 

Probably why Trump likes him.

It’s like the Wachowskis set out to make something like Lynch’s Dune, and by that I mean a mess of a movie that was a beautiful mess. 

That movie is criminally underrated and forgotten. 

Will the scripted series deal with their twincest? Because they’re totally fucking each other. 

And the thing is, you could do a GOOD League type movie with American legends and legendary people of the 19th century: John Henry, Calamity Jane, Pecos Bill, Paul Bunyan, Harriet Tubman, Johnny Appleseed, etc. You give that to a decent writer, give Paul Bunyan to The Rock, and you’ve got a potentially solid flick on…

Darwyn Cooke was a fucking master storyteller. 

Him yelling at Will Farrell in the hospital still brings tears to my eyes I’m laughing so hard. 

“And the Statesmen”? I think Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons might have a comment on using that name as a US based superhero team. Not that the idea of John Henry, Paul Bunyan, Harriet Tubman, and Pecos Bill as a superhero team hasn’t crossed at least my mind before, but maybe another name would be in order. 

I had no idea and this shows how a showrunner and her star, who both know they have a winning combo, can find a middle ground where everyone walks away happy. 

That’s the reason someone took the audio from a VHS copy of “Where the Buffalo Roam” and synced it to the blu-ray release. All the music they used in the movie, they wouldn’t pay for the clearance when issued on blu-ray.