This is the political strategy of the GOP today, and given this asshole’s statements over the years, I’m totally not shocked he’s using this excuse. 

Meadows and Jordan are both slime molds walking around in human skins. They should be disqualified from serving in any capacity because they’re not human. 

Doesn’t Louie have someone wearing a Puerto Rican flag shirt to harass?

Not everyone has money to spare jackass. 

They do. This family applied for it, but it hadn’t been approved. 

I am ready for our national socialist uprising. Seriously. Let’s take these fucker’s money, nationalize our resources, redistribute wealth, and ensure no one goes to bed hungry, cold, or in pain. I’m done with this barely regulated capitalism. 

Oh yeah, the meth head doesn’t case houses to rob, he robs his family because he’s been there and knows where everything is. Ask me why my meth head cousin hasn’t even been to my house. 

I’m stealing this. 

The series finale for this is going to be amazing. 

Among other things, I fucking loathe Reagan for spreading this bullshit. 

I’ll take a novel about Snoke. That’s my level of interest, give me a cool story that wouldn’t fit in the movie or isn’t interesting enough for a whole flick. Rey’s parents being nobodies was the best. I’m glad she’s not a Skywalker or a Kenobi or whatever. She’s just a person who’s really good with the force. 

I was thinking Jen Ponton

I don’t have enough faces and palms for this shit.

This is beautiful. Thank you. 

Chuck Schumer is the living embodiment of this. 

No lie. 

My two best comic buddies and I call ourselves “The Order of The Triad” I always declare I get to be Jefferson. 

And he missed out on sex with her a second time! Waking up at Dermont’s house and she wall all up in his face getting hot about Hank smelling like gasoline!

“You’re trigger happy, racist, and painfully white. You’ll fit right in here!” 

Yup.