When my partner is frustrated, I just ask her “Do you want me to help solve the problem or do you just need to vent?” and like fucking magic, she answers and we get on with it. I’m not a mind reader but as her partner I want to meet her needs in that moment. If all she needs to do is vent about problems with a project…

Exactly. I’m raising my sons to have that understanding so I’m not putting more toxic male shit out into the world. It’s going to take generations but I feel like we’re finally getting somewhere.

And it’s cute that you don’t think Jen Kirkman was talking about Louis CK.

I would have made it my profile picture. That’s fucking magnificent and I’d own it.

That is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. I’m laughing about it now. “STOP IT BEAR! STOP IT BEAR! BEAR! BEAR!” You pepper sprayed him! What the fuck do you think he’s gonna do?

I was raised by my grandfather (WWII vet). That man treated his lawn like a 30 year painting he’d been continually crafting. You did not fuck with his lawn. He planned to resod the neighbor’s yard against their will because he was tired of crabgrass creeping into his backyard until we talked him out of it. Like…

It’s fucking hilarious. Also Paul can’t fly to DC so no votes for him for a couple weeks.

She’s talented as fuck and she’s got a great ass. Yes, I’m a superficial man about these things, but I know what I like.

THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID! She looks that good in a pair of sweats after a nap... Jan you’re fucking jealous. Be honest.

I’m liking “Pro-Forced Childbirth”.

I had the same feelings about a man who tried to molest me when I was 13. I was already the social geeky outcast, and at that point where you’re trying to figure out what and who you are. I’m sorry you still carry that weight of asking yourself what’s wrong inside you. You’re wonderful and good, what those men did was…

Preston, you’re awesome. Thanks for this.

Whenever I see anyone start to faint or pass out like that, I hear “IT’S THE BIG ONE ELIZABETH!!” in my head.
I know I’m horrible.

I literally just said this!

I love this story so much.

I have three children and that’s total bullshit.

I’m stealing this.

start the uprisings and institute sharia Wakandan law.

Can we switch release dates with Thor? Not to shit on Thor because it looks so good, but I’m way more stoked for Black Panther.

Oh you so totally can. BUT when they start sleeping and you have to get or do something in their room, you learn to do it in the dark. Also a toddler’s vision is totally based on movement, so when they start to stir just freeze. They’ll go back down and then you’ve got the freedom to go at it.