The irony is that Markakis thought owning all those guns would make him a safe cracker.

If you look real close, after that second three, you can actually see Rudy Gay let the controller fall to the floor and go walk around the house for a bit

Izzo: “What the fuck are you doing! You’re plodding around out there like fucking Frankenstein!”

You can actually just barely make out what Chriss says if you can read lips. He says, “I’m so fucking tired of Draymond.”

I hope that this is an isolated incident, and not something that becomes poutine.

Let he Pittsburgh fan who is without a DUI cast the first Keystone

I’m very interested to know how many people in this comment section would have actually cut a $130,000 dollar check to the caddy in this situation;  my guess is about 5-10%.

The caddy was obviously trying to improve his Li.

A Boy Named Suh concurs

Have you watched Notre Dame at all this season? They are straight garbage. If they played a full Power 5 schedule in any of the Power 5 conferences, even the PAC-12, they’d have at least two losses.

Probably just telling Alexa to replay his favorite Toto song.

Surprised he didn’t just send one bomb to each side and call it a draw.

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

Odd. Mike usually keeps people in the dark regarding player safety.

who broke this story, craig james?  

20 years?! Why, that’s two Grudens.

Billy Haisley’s article “there is nothing candid about lebron’s the shop” is a candid look at what Billy Haisely thought of the new HBO show. However, the real purpose of the article is to make money.

Typical Deadspin making everything about race. Every sentence you have to remind us that he’s White. 

Weird that Sergio wouldn’t want to play in Florida. The stand your ground law really suits his playing style.

Rapinoe is guaranteed to get hurt, anyway, so they might as well keep her on retainer for the times she’s not playing.