He would need to find an already built bomb to put inside a suitcase, just like he took an already built clock and put it inside a suitcase. He would make a horrible terrorist. This kid is a complete idiot. He even looks dumb, or a little slow. Look at his skinny little neck and his “durrrrr” face.

At least the wedding music was apropos:

All rooms should be kept at 65F.

noun

Early for you, perhaps. Funnily enough, the internet doesn’t work only in one timezone. And getting the leader of the country you’re talking about wrong is kinda... well, dumb — not a single one of the sources linked made that mistake. You didn’t need to be rude either. ;)

“Man, Barack Obama doesn’t even know how to appreciate artistry”

Is he going to explain to the President why Beyoncé should be first lady instead of Michelle?

In the event someone forgets the chips and salsa.

I responded to an ad once that wanted an “emergency cinematagrapher.” Apparently, their guy walked off the set. I wasn’t busy that day, so I thought I would give it a shot. I called and they wanted to see my work, etc., as per usual. They decided to hire me and asked for rates. I knew it was a low-budget shoot, so I…

Why are we making excuses and ignoring the victim here? She was sexually assaulted. She was naive, vulnerable and inexperienced and this trust was abused in the most heinous way possible.

I don’t think the headline should use the word “seduced,” especially as it’s just been legally declared to be sexual assault.

Can you assholes shut up? I’m trying to play Candy Crush.

A video of students barricading themselves ....?

Matt Damon is a horrible horrible person.... says Gawker. Don’t you have private citizens to out?

Please don’t mock the author’s anti-sodomy/pro-temperance belief system. Somebody has to think of the children . . .

The night was sultry!

Brought to you by Big Salmon.

I’ve been bumped on my bicycle and on my motorcycle. I witnessed a car bumping a motorcyclist TWICE on Saturday for not choosing to turn right on red.

It’s fairly common, and according to the police, not a hit and run.

Dr Poo to the rescue!

I presume you will no longer mention Rihanna in any positive way on Jezebel then given that her last video (http://www.vevo.com/watch/rihanna/…/QM5FT1590005, with 45 million views) involves kidnapping, binding, torturing and murdering a woman? Or is it different because she is doing it to mentally torture a man and…