The fact that monarchies still exist in the 21st Century is contemptible.

Dr Poo to the rescue!

The centrifugal force applied to the rat allows for the ejection of fleas, tempering the risk of plague and rendering it viable as a pet.

Add horseradish and you have cocktail sauce.

Dihydrogen Monoxide strikes again!

Ugh.

Reminder: Attend Jail starting in 15 minutes.

Even worse, no vouchers because this is a weather-related emergency.

Intimate Connections: The Clinically Proven Program for Making Close Friends and Finding a Loving Partner by David D. Burns, M.D.

As a single male, I try to find dating advice on sites like these, but they always seem to boil down to treating females like shit and buying clothes I can’t afford. I don’t want to treat others like shit and can’t find contemporary advice columns that offer non-douchy advice. I did find a book from the 80s that…

Besides, didn’t their god rape a teenage girl in order to reproduce?

So you don’t even trust your employer? Why do they keep you around?

OMG! HOLLYWOOD IS GOING TO FORCE US ALL TO WATCH THIS MOVIE? WTF? HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO US? DON’T WE HAVE PERSONAL FREEDOM ANYMORE?