Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

The Jaguars have a better record than the Patriots.

This guy gets it^

Ugh. Typical glory boy. You play for the name on the FRONT of your jersey!

Pretty amazing story considering his humble roots of growing up in his family’s rustic log cabin.

Excited to see the other Watt boys T.T. and J.T.

There’s a lesson in this: always let someone smarter than you look over your blog before you hit “Publish,” especially if you are a moron, like me.

Not sure what you guys are getting at but the fine citizens of LA have always supported the NFL. Hell, look how many Angelenos showed their support for the very first Super Bowl. 

I know we’ve all blocked it from our memories but I’m pretty sure last year still happened.

“No, he didn’t.”

Your team is owned by a man who is buried so deep in the Presidents bucket of extra crispy that he was named ambassador to the United Kingdom.

Just remember, the average Patriots fan is always angry because he spends 25 hours a day stuck in traffic because the Massachusetts driving test consists of spelling your name 90% correct and not leaving a condensation circle from your Narragansett pounder on the form.

Meanwhile, my Dodgers continue their epic quest to commit the greatest choke job in American sports history. Fuck Pedro Baez. Fuck everything.

Pretty much every single article I’ve ever read that whines about how “no one votes these days” completely fails to mention that this is the desired outcome of decades of legislation specifically designed to make voting inconvenient and expensive. Nope, it’s just those damn lazy Millennials!!!!

Everyone remember how American Hitler claimed he was going to go after “murderers and rapists” when it came to illegal immigrants? How he was going to “take care” of the Dreamers? Christ.

What disgusting people these Republicans are.

The Rangers would have still ended the season with a home series, and their concern about the wild card race is laughable considering they traded half the team a few weeks ago. Meanwhile, the Astros are now on a 19 game road trip regardless of where this series is played, halfway across the country from their stranded…

“This is fine.”

Yes, but are people who stayed able to find food or are they looting it?