Mini Torchinsky...

Does a squeezed Citroën make juice 🤔?

You had me at “Russian Craigslist”, just imagine the shit that’s for sale on there.

Willing to throw out handies or sell exotic animal meat to afford this, who do I contact at Jalopnik?

All engines belong at least in the mid back, far back is also acceptable, front engines are a tool used by the government to prolong the lives of the stupid and those who vote Democrat (read: commies).

Sub $10k 5-series with a stick?

No fecal matter removal guidelines seems like a gratuitous oversight

Once had the hood on my MR2 come up at 20mph and made it approximately 8ft before pulling over, so kudos to this lunatic

.... Goddamned typo police 😐

$11.5k(ish) for an 80s Fiat product, I mean I’m stupid, but I’m not fucking dumb Rob.

I’ve seen this before, I just don’t think it flows well

These with a 2nd generation Charger front end are so sexy

HOW TO RESTORE HEADLIGHTS WITHOUT HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

Done and done

I struggled on this one, $25k for a Lingfelter Verte is a good value, that being said $25k for a 500whp Vette seems high. A C6 LS3 with a few bolt-ons is good for that + and can be had for around the same money with a better interior.

I can tell you that boiler would be sitting a while longer if there was

Oh fuck yes