Oh jesus. Their editors would’ve been found after two hours with their minds erased like the prison administrator in that one episode of Star Trek.

Just remember that there are three types of Republicans: millionaires, billionaires, and suckers. If you’re not sure which type you are, check your wallet and bank account.

What’s beyond dog whistling? Dog megaphoning? Because that’s what this shit is.

Eh. Magnificent, Moment of Surrender, the title track, and Breathe are the only one I’d listen to multiple times.

I’ve recently been reminded of an old joke.

The first time I heard toque, I started using it even though most of my state rarely sees toque weather. I just think it works better.

Ugh. Is it just me, or does libertarianism just sound selfish and immature no matter who explains it?

That would also explain the rumor a while back about WB exploring a film version of Superman: Red Son. (Which would be awesome if done right, btw.)

When you’d rather play for the tire-fire Knicks than the LBJ Cavs… O_O

AS GAWD IS MAH WITNESS, AH THAWT TURKEYS COULD FLAH

Why is the NFL so reluctant to adopt the college OT rules? They just seem to make more sense.

Poor guy got Candlesticked.

MAH GAWD, THE ROCKETS HAVE FAMILIES!

It’s like the Kali Ma scene in Temple of Doom, except they do it to 12 guys.

Considering the only time the Jazz beat them this year was the next-to-last game of the season when the Dubs were resting like half their lineup—and even that was only by 6—why should they be worried?

A scratch? His arm’s off!

+1 well-crafted pun

If I were Trump, now might be a good time to start.

Liver. Pretty sure the fucker doesn’t have a heart.

I’d like to see him come onboard the DNC in some sort of advisory role, along with Howard Dean. They’d make great mentors for Keith Ellison.