I had E. Coli (and then hemolytic uremia syndrome) in high school after having less-than-fully-cooked ground beef once. However, steak is usually safer than ground beef.

I thought you were just responding to Wes Lawson's more general comment.

Old Town? Are you thinking of a different Boystown than the one next to Wrigleyville? I'm talking about the Boystown that has Roscoe's and all the rainbow decorations along Halsted.

Totally agree. Some people also get sleepy/fall asleep during movies, and that's no fun on a first date.

Like the Lincoln Park Conservatory and Garfield Park Conservatory! Both free, and some of the best public greenhouses you'll ever see.

They share a border. I think Boystown may be even considered part of Wrigleyville.

I had to check to see if he was still alive and was very surprised to see that he's 82. He's looked about that age for at least 20 years.

I actually saw an anti-fluoride conspiracy theorist post that clip on Facebook as if it were serious.

It's true. Fluoride turns the friggin' frogs gay.

How about diabeetus ads? Believe it or not, Wilford Brinkley is still alive.

Huffpo: "Michael Moore DISEMBOWELS Donald Trump."

NYT says the source was in the FBI. I bet it's an associate director, like with Watergate. I know Trump is super dumb, but everyone knows that you don't fuck with the FBI.

And is Mexico paying for it?

Can't tell if sarcasm.

I just hope Marlon Bundo is like 50 lbs.

The ratings in the all-important 18-49 demographic weren't good, which is the main reason it got pulled.

HumoUr??? This is Amurica, speak 'Murican!

In Boston, "pissah" is a positive term, for some reason.

My apologies. I miss Boston.

I HOPE TO FAHK YOUH MOTHAH ABOATS YOU, BECAUSE YOUAH WICKED RETAHDED.