Right, Evil's point is that originality doesn't necessarily correlate with quality. Using originality as a barometer of quality in art is a very 20th century thing, and you especially see that in attitudes around classical music in the 20th century.

I enjoy counting the number of Andy Williams records when we visit a thrift store.

Mine came with the "graphics" profile selected, which was causing black and color crushing with certain devices. It took me two years to figure this out because it was under a completely separate menu button than all the other video settings.

I didn't even think to look for that kind of thing! Thanks for the tip.

Ugh.

I had this Arctic explorer set, or something like that, and it was awesome.

Some things about Star Wars are pretty quaint, like the sideburns.

I'm not always a fan of this particular column (which, in retrospect, was still always qualitatively better than Great Job Internet), bu this one is pretty excellent!

And randomly capitalized words.

If I sign 10 internet petitions to demand the electors install Bernie, that should have some effect, right?

Isn't it interesting what kinds of people all caps words will attract? And by interesting, I mean obnoxious.

I haven't heard that direct ISIS claim before. Maybe BB should write an article about it.

But I read today that Bernie can still win!

Come on, man, it's only a true suppression of free speech when the government is the censor, or somebody is using violence or the threat thereof to suppress your speech. How many times do we need to go over this???

I thought that was Ted Cruz?

That's the joke.

Simpsons quote. Basically saying your idea is better than the professionals'.

100 million dollarydoos?!

I'm just so goddamned tired of hearing about Jennifer Lawrence.

That's a good point, but Trump has displayed less overt anti-Semitism than overt… everything else.