Bill Clinton did settle on that one sexual harassment suit, and has been repeatedly accused of worse, to be fair. But there's plenty of hypocrisy to go around with Newt. I mean, he's supposedly anti-establishment, but he was a Republican Speaker in the '90s? That's establishment as fuck.

They could've at least taught it conventional tonality.

That's such a weird thing.

He ruins pizzas!

That's always disappointing. I had MegaMan Legends for PlayStation back in the day and there's this particular voice actor who I was like, "Whatever happened to that guy?" Yup, child porn.

I don't think he would intentionally start a war with them, but he's clearly unfamiliar with the basics of Taiwan-China-U.S. relations. The 1996 Taiwan Strait Crisis is case-in-fucking-point why Trump could pose an existential threat to the world. China's #1 foreign and domestic policy concern is keeping Taiwan from…

Sad!

People always talk about how the German people should've stood up to Hitler, or Italians to Mussolini. But it seems like it's always either going to be too early, and he hasn't done enough specifically to warrant subversion of democracy (as fucked as the EC is), or too late, when the executive has enough power to…

Alright, so does someone want to explain that misspelling of Chelsea? It doesn't have "cuck" in it, so I'm at a loss.

I have a friend who used to repost her shit on Facebook because her posts about UFOs and chemtrails were pretty entertaining. But it sure was weird seeing her gradually move into her Nazi phase.

Isn't it kind of a bad thing that this has apparently become a relevant topic of discussion? Like, you understand that the way Trump is communicating with fellow nuclear states already is really bad, right? And that rural America is full of military bases, airports, missile silos, and power plants that are expected…

Trump starting a nuclear war with China over Taiwan is another bright side.

Nice try, buddy. I'm sticking with Scientology's beta version: Christian Science.

I wish my cheap laptop could run Cities: Skylines, because there's no good city sim between that and SimCity 4. And even Skylines is supposed to be less complex than SC4, and like you said, that complexity is part of the appeal. Regarding Watch Dogs, I find it so disappointing that the only major game set in Chicago…

That sounds stupid.

I played BioShock fairly late, and by that point, I was all minigamed and escorted out from everything else that had been out for years. So I got bored and never finished the thing.

I really enjoy WarGames, with pretty much the same concessions. It's not what you would call a good movie, but the decades of anxiety and dread over nuclear war is fascinating to me. Even moreso as it becomes clear that that risk never really disappeared, and that it's on the rise again as nuclear powers are…

I know, it keeps me awake at night. He's already danegerously mishandling relations with multiple nuclear states, including Pakistan and India, who almost nuke each other like every 10 years without Trump.

I made that mistake the other day, but I won't make it again!

A possible nuclear conflict with China over Taiwan and our role in their independence movement ranks a lot higher on my priority of worries than Star Wars, or Starbucks cups or whatever the fuck. But that's just me.