It makes you allergic to teeth.

The "I only have gay sex when I'm high" excuse is new one for me, and I find it highly amusing. I know a fair amount of stoners and usually the "because I got high" excuse is for when they don't do something. If there's a strain that compels people to post bicurious craigslist hookup ads, check through the responses…

Ballers continues to ball.

"Russia, I believe the country you're looking to bomb is to the south."

I'd offer up the Guest and We Are What We Are for this list. I suppose they may sit in the gray area of being more horror adjacent than true horror, but they're both darned good.

I enjoyed the concept and the lead actress, but the child actor made the film almost unwatchable for me. I realize that it's sort of the point that he's supposed to be abrasive, but the whole film I wanted nothing more than for her to just go through with it and off the bastard. I definitely didn't love it as much as…

Jason seemed to be stressing that it had to look like a fatal accident, so I can see how what they got would make for a tough sell.

That touchdown dance was pretty mint tho…

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Here is a blog written by first amendment lawyers about just that subject. I highly recommend checking it out. It makes for a good read. The short answer is, you'd be surprised.

I had an opportunity right out of high school to go on a work/travel program through the government and opted out because my girlfriend at the time pretty much said that me leaving would likely end our relationship. My philosophy since then has been that I'd be up for just about any kind of adventure in the name of…

The Kids in the Hall had a series of sketches about a group of guys that would pay for things on then run away laughing before they arrived.

I always wondered why Dana Carvey seemed to be the only SNL vet from that era that didn't move on to bigger things. It had never occurred to me that he just didn't want to.

… semi permanent… from the workforce.

Shhh, it's a Breitbarter. They can't see you if you don't respond…

Here in Canada, we lie about our Australian girlfriends.

I feel like a lot people who pay for porn are more likely people with more specific tastes/fetishes/needs. That, and people with a need for a sense of interaction, ie via cam shows.

Have you looked into the processes that would be involved at all? I'm not an expert on the subject by any means, but I feel like a green card marriage that ostensibly involves 3 nations might get a little complex. You might want to talk to an immigration lawyer about it before you make any leaps.
Also, if she's 9…

I miss the Bridge.

2 cum 2 strong

"Did they have HUDs? We like to think so."