Based on the workplaces I've been in, it's really just a matter of "will this person bring on a lawsuit?" It does seem like a dumb thing to get hung up on though, and I've always hated the job interview attitude of dismissing someone based on one poorly worded phrase.

Seriously? Is no one going to dip into the "hire a sex worker" well here?

They'll just have to keep sending Brian Williams in there until he comes back with a real story.

It looks like some terrible God of War cosplay.

What "powers" would Combo Man inherit from the Punisher? Dickishness?

Better yet, just give John Oliver a full hour.

Saturday is probably an even worse time slot than Monday. Somehow, despite seeing several ads for it during Halt and Catch Fire, I still have no idea when it's actually on. How can this show keep getting renewed?!

Todd losing the 10$ bill and the escalation of the gag gave me some golden era Simpsons nostalgia.

"Why does this always happen to me?"

I feel like if Hell on Wheels can get to 5 seasons while airing on Mondays, there should be some hope for a third season of Halt.

For some reason I thoroughly enjoyed the establishing shot of the roller rink with a banner that said something to the effect of: "Hey, remember roller skating?".

Cheaper to secure the rights.

Bawss.

Is that a character trait, or a species of lizard?

Wait, are you Ilana from Broad City?

I am exactly 30 and I have to Google this. In fairness, I'm a particularly old 30.

In my experience, bad sex had less to do with orgasms and more to do with just your feelings after the experience. I've had perfectly fine sex where I didn't or even couldn't get off, and I've had sex where we both got off and I felt like absolute shit. It was like I was feeding an addiction and it was the experience…

"We're, like, pretty much engaged. I haven't seen her in a few months, but we're, like practically married".

It's "these people are terrible, feel better about yourself" week at Savage Love.

Methinks the religious convictions he speaks of might have some culty undertones…