Well, seeing as Charlie Jane posted this article on Ozzy Osbourne’s birthday, clearly the Dark Fates are compelling me to leave this here:

I posit this new idea: GWB’s grandfather was actually a tree stump.

whoever wins the Democratic nomination

He speaks the seductive song of the Ostrich. Just place your head in the sand, and someone else will fix the big, bad problem.

I definitely need a life, but I appreciate the lecture. Thank you.

Okay, sorry for misunderstanding. That would depend on how broad and/or fluctuating the signal was, though, wouldn’t it? I know the interference wasn’t constant, just regular enough to be a problem and identify the source pretty quickly. This was also the old style bulb christmas lights where one goes out and they all…

Fairy chavs.

Does it make me a bad American if I'm hearing all these replies as if Jason Statham is saying them aloud?

And these are Ohio cops we’re talking about! The idea that ISIS would target Cleveland or Cincinnati... gosh, it’s precious, really.

“deflategate” might actually be interesting now.

If you want that, petition them to have more on-duty, uniformed cops at events. If I saw a guy next to me pull a gun during an incident I don’t think my first thought would be, “Oh good! An off duty cop!” It’d probably be, “Just my luck to sit in this asshole’s section.”

Also, who doesn’t love the idea of liquored up NFL fans (because that’s what off duty cops are, just fans, nothing more) packing heat inside stadiums? That’s the real idiocy here - they believe that, because they are cops, they are somehow more trustworthy with a firearm and booze than anyone else.

Is Daesh really a threat to an NFL game? A suicide bomber may be prepared to kill himself. But prepared to watch the Jags play the Bucs beforehand? C’mon!

Cop here. So let me get this straight...the five shot snub nose revolver I will conceal in my pocket (that isn’t terribly accurate outside of 7 yards) is the one piece of equipment that will stop the terrorists (packing bombs and automatic weapons?

Lol. Yeah sounds like a great idea. 1000+ people have been killed by police this year. Americans killed by ISIS in the US is 0.

Admit it, this took you WAY longer than you thought it would going in. You still get my +1 though.

in the UK the legal statute is known as, gettin’ a right eyefull

Good to see the Police springboard into action and relay the news of the arrest to the public. Let’s hope this coach meets her fate and spends some time in the blocks and doesn’t gainer anything from her musdeeds and that her defense attorney can’t half-twist the truth so she can just float away.

Yeah, the felony term is peeping thomas