Please post a pic of how negative your bank account is now.

Doesn’t stop me being outraged about all hundreds of dead Americans falling their deaths in flying coffins because of the skyrocketing cases of drone-aircraft strikes.

The spending of money is a behavior which can be regulated. Free speech is not free when people without money cannot access their representatives because the people with money have bought said politician.

Not a lawyer, but the ACLU and the Satanic Temple usually don’t find themselves on the same side of the legal questions, because the ACLU is fighting against the very laws that the Satanic Temple is actively using to make a point about it’s absurdity. For example, when the Satanic Temple was arguing to place their…

Everyone knows that only the Einstein and Mozart types are aborted. My Catholic acquaintances have told me that again and again. They can’t be lying to me!

It’s an interesting philosophical question but as a practical reality you’re about 50 years too late and thousands of miles away from Kenya.

Good for you.

You so want to be the smartest person in the room that you can’t see that your insane.

Neither can charcoal, idiot. Yet that’s how you make steel, by melting iron with charcoal or coal.

Yeah but to be fair “oops.... We invaded the wrong country.......(shoulder shrug)“ is just as unbelievable.

My sister’s best friend’s cousin’s father’s step-daughter’s boyfriend’s dentist says he has a video that proves the south tower flew into the plane, not the other way around. And if that’s true, whoa.

Underrated episode.

And... “Stratos!” “Stratos!” “Stratos!”
“It’s just a model...”
“Shhh!!”

Before or after you’ve input your PIN Number?

Drones need this guy:

I like to bring this argument up at the ATM Machine.

I want my rotating Varsha and Diffey.

If you haven’t seen Schumer’s 12 Angry Men skit, it’s basically a hilarious dissection of this argument.

I know a girl who constantly complains about being single and blames it on being heavier than the average woman or on guys being superficial and only liking thin, blonde girls. I’m not saying there aren’t guys out there that only go for those type of women but I do think that if you own your body and are comfortable…

I’m actually so happy she gave a specific number for how much she weights. I know the number isn’t supposed to matter, and two people who weigh the same thing can look very different, but I feel like I’m constantly hearing about women who weigh 135 and want to lose 5 or 10 more lbs and it makes me sick. I just saw Amy…

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.