Good for you.

You so want to be the smartest person in the room that you can’t see that your insane.

Neither can charcoal, idiot. Yet that’s how you make steel, by melting iron with charcoal or coal.

Yeah but to be fair “oops.... We invaded the wrong country.......(shoulder shrug)“ is just as unbelievable.

My sister’s best friend’s cousin’s father’s step-daughter’s boyfriend’s dentist says he has a video that proves the south tower flew into the plane, not the other way around. And if that’s true, whoa.

I want my rotating Varsha and Diffey.

If you haven’t seen Schumer’s 12 Angry Men skit, it’s basically a hilarious dissection of this argument.

I know a girl who constantly complains about being single and blames it on being heavier than the average woman or on guys being superficial and only liking thin, blonde girls. I’m not saying there aren’t guys out there that only go for those type of women but I do think that if you own your body and are comfortable…

I’m actually so happy she gave a specific number for how much she weights. I know the number isn’t supposed to matter, and two people who weigh the same thing can look very different, but I feel like I’m constantly hearing about women who weigh 135 and want to lose 5 or 10 more lbs and it makes me sick. I just saw Amy…

Because Caucasians have never committed acts of terror?

Fayettenam**

The vast majority of terrorist attacks and acts of mass violence in the United States have been done by white, native born Americans. Do you REALLY want to start profiling? When you let the state take away one whole group’s rights, you give them the power to take away yours.

TSA was going to allow small keychain knives, penknives, and those little souvenir baseball bats that are like 12 inches long, but the flight attendants union complained, Congress got involved, and it was even a joke on Saturday Night Live Weekend Update, so they dropped the plan.

Having worked in several call centers I made the exact same jump. The TSA sounds exactly like it was setup by the CEO of an inbound support outsourcing company.

I have been a TSA officer for almost 8 years. I can think of a number of reasons for this failure rate.

this was taken in downtown fayetteville, nc, was driving my land cruiser too, that’s when you’re hoping the guy driving isn’t a twitchy PTSD looking for terrorists

I have an old Navy practice bomb in my house. I’ve been considering attaching a mailbox to the fins and burying it nose down in the front yard.

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

That’s why whenever I’m up to no good, I start by putting on a reflective vest.

...it’s just a dildo, Tyler. Just a dildo. *just* a dildo. Move along.