I’m surprised the microphone didn’t clip. Dude taking video knows about headroom.

Is the last known location of Michael Bay in Yemen?

Oh, Mr. I know all about bombs smarty pants!

Wait, this isn’t standard operating procedure?

I found a good compromise.

Look, they will send in a prayer team. So stop your crying.

I fucking am pro abortion. It is a legal fucking medical procedure. If you want to get one, get one. If you want to get 12493087120390, get that many, then. If you want to purposely get pregnant and get an abortion, fucking have at it. If you want an abortion because you don’t like the sex of your baby, or the father,…

There are actually instances where sex selective abortions are a wise thing to do. Are you a carrier of the BRCA-1/2 gene? Then having a girl isn’t a wise idea, since that girl is probably going to get breast cancer at a very young age. Are you a carrier of genetic hemophilia? Then having a boy isn’t wise, because…

People who shop through Amazon Smile can also set their charity of choice to NARAL in other states. It is also a small percentage, but every little bit helps.

Well, the cast has spoiled SNL for the past 15 years, so there is that.

Blah.

This is one of those time I like to think, screw em both.

Somebody’s gonna post that Red October meme any minute now...

Derp one ping only!!

The NSA is going to whole new depths.

Title of my sex tape...

So does the book of warning labels.

The Xenon thrusters will also tend to blind oncoming satellites, prompting them to flash their own thrusters in retaliation, which could potentially set off a “Space Rage” War.

omg, seriously, can we lose the HORRIBLE picture we are forced to gaze upon while we are listening to her rendition of the song....really....her lips are NOT fake....I would like to see someone else who has to smile as much as she has to on a daily basis plaster one on there at the drop of a hat half so well without…