Well, in that case, get better at this, America. Jesus.

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

Pacifica! I’m barely joking. I have no jokes left.

Support thread for anyone who is FUCK YOU EVERYONE fuck you FUCK you fuckity fuckity fucckkkkkkkk shit ass tits shit ass dick fuck FUCK...right now.

8 years ago I would’ve said we are making real progress

Mankind developed the internet before they had the mental faculties to deal with all the information in a discerning way. Gullibility combined with that most sinister of human traits, confirmation bias, has led us down a dark trail.

Chemtrails are so last week. Current conspiracy buzz is that John Podesta kidnapped Madeleine McCann. Chemtrailers are like the embarrassing old uncle that just won’t give up on fluoridated water.

I am so frustrated and confused by the lack of security in the Westworld labs. But I also like Radiohead, so it’s all a toss-up.

I’m not saying these gun nuts didn’t do it in the past, but after Trump it seems like they’re all doing it and then say they were joking.

When Republicans voted in Trump to represent them it became ok, even encouraged.

It’s sickening. I can’t even deal with this shit anymore.

Thank god for women.

to me, what’s worse than throwing your vote away on a 3rd party is doing it during this election. sure, trump and clinton are incredibly flawed candidates, but HOLY MOLASSES are stein and johnson useless skin sacks with no knowledge in their brains, political or otherwise.

Right? I don’t necessarily want to pigeon hole people, but based on her stand-up, and her publicly stated views on gun control, I would think that any of her fans who happen to support Trump would skip this show or write her off completely.

I know right? Like, did they think Amy Schumer was a gun rights advocate?

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Good writing style. Good idea for a regular series of articles. Will read.