If you had to choose between living under President Trump or having your crotch eviscerated by a pack of rabid animals, which species of animal would you pick?

I fucking hate this man.

Being Jewish is interesting. We are a religion, a culture, and an ethnicity. We share the same genes. Even if you aren’t observant, there is still (usually) a connection to the faith.

Going to play Devil’s advocate here: I grew up in SE Ohio where the opioid/heroin problem is arguably worse. The small towns where these terrible situations take hold do not have the same manpower or financial resources the larger cities have to address the myriad issues that opioid abuse creates. This may be the only…

Right, its the fault of the police that his parents are gigantic pieces of shit.

Most in The Jungle want to get to British soil, where they hope to find jobs and start a new life.

So the driver’s not black?

I think that is limited to California, and possibly just L.A.

It’s just bizarre that people who are worried about a tyrannical government would want to elect Trump. Everything about him screams wannabe dictator. I guess tyranny isn’t so bad, as long as it’s directed against other people....

Cons have been threatening another civil war forever. They threatened FDR with it (and some businessmen and generals in the military tried to organize one), threatened Clinton with it and they definitely went all in on Obama; how many times have they threatened to overthrow the Socialist Muslim in the White House?…

Has any one of these yokels ever read the Constitution? Shouldn't that be required to hold office? The person who gets the most electoral votes becomes the President. Being duly elected does not make the President a dictator. Stop running around screaming about tyranny and shooting people, you sound like John Wilkes…

HRC is a compulsive liar.

I’d rather have a president with physical ailments than a president who is mentally unhinged and cannot form a coherent sentence. Not to mention Trump doesn’t look so physically healthy himself. He should lay off the KFC.

Is there even an iconic Mickey short/movie/tagline or anything? Best I can come up with would be Fantasia. Otherwise he’s just known for the logo.

Nobody talks about Mickey Mouse. When was the last time anybody ever talked about Mickey Mouse? He’s essentially a logo at this point. He’s the Disney company’s swoosh.

I think the better question is, why do people still talk about Mickey Mouse at all, given the fact that the Looney Tunes group exists?

Who are you talking to? Inferior to Daffy Duck, yes; inferior to Mickey Mouse, of course not.

Who the hell considers Bugs Bunny inferior to Mickey Mouse? I don’t think I’ve ever heard or read anyone, anywhere, espouse that terrible take.

A whole lot of fuckin’ bike riding.