He’s getting off on the idea of the head of a country deigning to speak to him. It’s a boost for his ego and basically it’s moments like these that are the only reason he ran for president. He could give two shits about actually dealing with the day to day stuff. It’s the optics of meeting with bigwigs to validate his…

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

I thought people from NJ usually took credit for stuff from New York, not Connecticut

lol

Remember folks:

Agreed. Bye bitches! Leave the kittens behind, please.

I wouldn’t mind if all the religious fundamentalists of the world got raptured right now, so the rest of us could enjoy the planet in peace.

You just described “Yankees fans” and “Mets fans”, respectively.

In related news, Weiner has upgraded to AT&T’s unlimited data plan.

Reminds me of these two creepy googly eyed bastards

This just in: If psychics were real, they’d go to Vegas and get rich. Or win the lottery. Not tell people’s “future” or “read their past” for $20 a pop.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

1. Mediums are bullshit. Yes, all of them. ALL of them. #YesAllMediums

Fuck these kinds of people and the snake-oil wagon they rode in on.

I have a close friend who worked on Long Island Medium in editing and described it as the most soul crushing experience ever. He also thought that the woman was a piece of human trash for conning people. I imagine this is quite the same.

My mom got me hooked on that show. It is the SHIT. Between the dessert porn and the hosts, I love it. And I find the overall tone of the show really refreshing - there is zero personality-based drama, no yelling and no tantrums, unlike on American reality TV.

This doesn’t surprise me at all. The Great British Bake Off is somehow the best show on TV. And I’m being serious.

Yup, I’m in Texas and some of these folks...who seem otherwise to be of at least average intelligence...have to use batsh!t crazy twisted logic in order to explain how everything is the fault of the damned libruls.

The mental disconnect is unreal. When fucking Ted Cruz and his cronies shut down the government a few years ago, my cousin (who lives in his district and loooooves him) ranted on FB about how this was all very necessary to stop Obamacare, which would be the DEATH of us all. Four days later, public opinion has firmly…

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

Gorgeous except for those mirrors.