I will offer my “humble-admission of self-conscious body shame issues.” As a man with a not big penis, the golden trio is my co-pilot.

Except for Dave Capisano, I hardly know him.

I just found out Richard Spencer is married....and she’s Russian. I knew this was a covert operation.

Sorry for rambling, but man I needed to vent about this shit.

That’s the same for all of these keyboard warriors on the internet. All they do is call everyone a cuck and piss and moan about white genocide in Star Wars, blah blah blah. Then called people “triggered” for getting upset and protesting about REAL issues. Calling people snowflakes for being pissed off about…

Love the style of the first guy. I have the shaved sides look but with pretty much a poof of hair on top, I have really thick hair that doesn’t allow itself to go anywhere but up. And your boyfriend’s shop is about 4 hours away from me. Road trip?

Yeah, no shit. It’s the same for every policy right now, trans people, immigrants, refugees. Basically if you are different than me you are the enemy.

Yeah, and if the main concern is that we need to protect women from getting sexually assaulted in bathrooms then lesbians should be in there too right? Also they do know that a sexual predator can physically go into a bathroom right? Like there isn’t a magic force field keeping rapists out of bathrooms.

Whenever God fearing Christians use the whole “homosexuality is a sin” argument I ask them, “Is incest a sin? Cause the very next chapter it’s perfectly fine for 2 women to get their father drunk and rape him to get pregnant.”

As a Wisconsinite i heard the sam thing about Scott Walker. Ugh.

Dude, I know. I saw his interview with some Alt-right personality(I forget who) and my jaw hit the floor. I knew his stance on the “feminazis” but he has been slip sliding down the extreme side of things. I haven’t watched his stuff in over a year but I told my liberal wife, “Yeah, about Jontron....”

The Grammys are awful. As a metal head they’ve been messing up that category since 1989.

Yeah, he’s especially cowardly. He sent my wife a standard response letter after she left numerous messages to him.

Yeah, thank God at this point I just see my super liberal in-laws in Madison for the holidays now. I stay away from my very large, very conservative, and very Christian side of the family.

You’re in Wisconsin? Me too! Walker and Ryan are a real bags of dicks eh?

I’m not going to comment on this exact story but cause of death was probably a pulmonary embolism. It happens if you sit and don’t move for too long. A blood clot will form in the leg and stop an artery in your lungs. It’s important to take a break and get up and walk around. I know that’s counter productive to a 24…

Also....Elvis, you wanna coooookie?

Dude, I was reading this and was like, “I heard this on MFM before!” Then I got to that line and felt validated. I got tickets to their Milwaukee show in April, don’t know how good my seats are unfortunately.

Yes, the color palate on this cover is brilliant. Very striking, now I want to see the shots on the inside.

My personal silver lining to this presidency is that now we have actual public record of Trump being an absolute incompetent imbecile. I hope the humiliation hangs over his dumb head for the rest of his days.