Number 1 answer should be the chrome Gamecube, my friend actually had this thing.

Well here it is on Jezebel’s page last year.

How are people defending this? Audibly farting in a restaurant is gross. I’ll make sure mine are silent if I do it and pray that no one smells it.

Well at least the article talks about this in the second paragraph.

Pilot Juice Gel Pen 0.5 blue/black ink - It gives you great tactile feedback with a slightly scratchy tip, it has great form factor in the hand, and the clip is perfect for clipping onto a polo. My favorite work pen. Plus there are a million color variants if you want to spice up your paperwork.

Pilot Juice Gel Pen 0.5 blue/black ink - It gives you great tactile feedback with a slightly scratchy tip, it has…

I’m just glad editorials exist so I can read a few paragraphs, scroll down to see just how much more I have to endure, and then sigh loudly and go right to the comments.

Yeah, his friend is totes jelly.

I like my coffee black when I’m at work.

My problem is my big bushy mustache.

Another guy who thinks that all women owe him something. Get over it, high school sucks. You grow up, realize how to actually interact with people, and then as if by magic women will start to pay attention to you. Because you are a normal person who treats people with respect.

Now I just need Gawker/Jezebel commenters to judge my penis size and give me the validation I so desperately crave.

Uggh, Nicki just strikes me as someone who always wants to take things out of context. It’s just a question, answer it and move on. Whenever I hear about whatever drama she’s involved in it always seems like she’s making something out of nothing.

I live near Greenfield, WI and there is a big stretch of FLW homes that have all gone to shit because the owners don’t take care of them.

Here:

Don’t even worry, you are a beautiful flower. I love what you did with your bedroom furniture. Just leave the blinds open at night.

You know I feel the same way about Arin from Game Grumps. When it’s just him and Jon or Danny it’s fine, but when others join in he seems like a real asshole to them. I think he is just over competitive and also over compensates to be “funny” but really just starts being mean.

KIM KARDASHIAN UNLOCKED!

This is all I can think about:

Poop.

I know right? Fucking bitches are so dumb, it’s like “why not just rape them?” Idiots, men are so beaten down in today’s society.