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scottbott: Or How I Learned To Quit Worrying And Love Kinja
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I’m just glad editorials exist so I can read a few paragraphs, scroll down to see just how much more I have to endure, and then sigh loudly and go right to the comments.

Yeah, his friend is totes jelly.

I like my coffee black when I’m at work.

My problem is my big bushy mustache.

Another guy who thinks that all women owe him something. Get over it, high school sucks. You grow up, realize how to actually interact with people, and then as if by magic women will start to pay attention to you. Because you are a normal person who treats people with respect.

Now I just need Gawker/Jezebel commenters to judge my penis size and give me the validation I so desperately crave.

Uggh, Nicki just strikes me as someone who always wants to take things out of context. It’s just a question, answer it and move on. Whenever I hear about whatever drama she’s involved in it always seems like she’s making something out of nothing.

I live near Greenfield, WI and there is a big stretch of FLW homes that have all gone to shit because the owners don’t take care of them.

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Don’t even worry, you are a beautiful flower. I love what you did with your bedroom furniture. Just leave the blinds open at night.

You know I feel the same way about Arin from Game Grumps. When it’s just him and Jon or Danny it’s fine, but when others join in he seems like a real asshole to them. I think he is just over competitive and also over compensates to be “funny” but really just starts being mean.

KIM KARDASHIAN UNLOCKED!

Poop.

I know right? Fucking bitches are so dumb, it’s like “why not just rape them?” Idiots, men are so beaten down in today’s society.

Yeah, I love both those shows and they are both totally different in terms of content. Comedy Central has honestly been killing it in terms of picking up great shows the last few years. Drunk History alone is a masterpiece.

My favorite conservative claim against Obama is that he is cause racial strife in this country. They mean to say that it’s bad he is showing support for the historically victimized minorities which somehow is damaging to the white community since they can’t just be racist and throw their power around without

There is a difference between being a homeless addict and being an irresponsible 20 something who thought it was a good idea to mix vodka and goldschlager. Also please note the direct quote from the article:

I still don’t trust him. Maybe he is actually stupid. Like he build the timer but forgot the actual bomb part to connect it to. I mean shit, any old clock is just a timer without the explosive connected to it. You just never know.