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One Two Three is fantastic. Cagney is hysterical.

I will never forget the first time I saw Stalag 17. I was mesmerized by Holden. Man that guy was the fucking coolest. When Duke, the guy who most hates Sefton tries to apologize, Holden just cuts him off and says "forget it" and lights a match for his cigar on the guy's face. I just though man, that is fucking

There's expecting more and then there's reading into it and filling in with your own bullshit.

criticism has become lodged in it's own asshole. I dunno if it began with recapping shows, or blame twitter or whatever but we can't have a single episode of TV or even a stupid commercial without people going apeshit about gender roles. Does it always need to be part of the discussion? Thanks a lot internet you've

I despise that entire genre of comedies which start off with a premise and are funny, and then turn into sad pathetic romcoms halfway through. You can smell the pungent odor of the test screening.

18? That doesn't even cover one weekend on Lifetime. Some once described their programming to me as "not without my breast and/or evil husband movies"

Fucking duh. They are both the same yet both awful in their own ways.

Actually, she just said *thud*

I've found it's actually possible to watch a movie without thinking of Ayn Rand. I do it every other second of my life anyhow.

The Holocaust again, really? It's been done to death people.

Full house is fucking terrible. How the fuck is there nostalgia for this dumpster fire?

That sir, is Lazlo Hollyfeld.

Catelyn Stark is an awful person and terrible mother and is directly responsible for the entire shitstorm that engulfs her family. Marge Simpson is a way way better choice I frankly don't even know how that decision was arrived at.

We're putting that bitch on ice

It's so damn catchy, I'm seeing them next week can't wait to hear the new stuff live.

Fuck these guys. Go listen to the new Lord Huron.

Love this guy. Man, ask and ye shall receive. Was wondering about this one last week in another thread

Unless you're Billy.

I've read horror stories about what went on on the set of that show.

Tony Wilson (Steve Coogan) as God in 24 Hour Party People: "God: It's a pity you didn't sign the Smiths, but you were right about Mick Hucknell. His music's rubbish, and he's a ginger."