Would ya like to dance with me?

Cello is a good little ghost story, though if you've seen any Korean ghost story (or Thai, or Japanese) you can probably guess the end.

I'm with you on the terrifying Ding Dong lady. I may or may not have paused the movie to make sure I was still alone. The only one I didn't love was Trick, which seemed nasty for nasty sake to me, though I didn't actually finish that one so maybe the end redeems it?

Heston's first act as head of the NRA will be to legalize the hunting of damn dirty apes!
*Dares audience to laugh with death stare*

So what does that make us?

John Carpenter disagrees: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I just watched The Monster Squad for the first time in like 20 years and was stunned at the shit they got away with back then. Smoking, peeping, cursing. In the first modern day scene like five minutes in they're calling the principal "homo". Just weird to see now.

RE: LOTR, this article's repeated mentions of ripping off Star Wars threw me off. I thought it was common knowledge Lucas either couldn't get or wouldn't pay for the rights and so just made up his own like he did with Flash Gordon and Star Wars.

Old Mr. Plinkett reckons it was a quick way to establish McCoy's heterosexuality (followed by an expertly edited shot of McCoy telling Kirk, "Study my ass!")

Hold on a minute wait, does this mute the commentary but leave the field and crowd noise? If so you are my hero.

Hey, you just described the plot of Somewhere.

No, we cars when you someone eat it.

Trash's graveyard dance in Return of the Living Dead y'all.

Rarely, but has a band name ever meant less than "Hiatus Kaiyote"?

Maybe it's tabs? Like an ancient Egyptian Guitar World or something?

I hate him for contributing to the further ruination of Star Trek for years to come.

I read in the comments here on some other Lindelof article awhile back where somebody relayed a story they'd heard the man tell in an interview. It was about how he was obsessed with Encyclopedia Brown as a kid and one day his dad got pissed or something and took all the solution portions away from him, saying…

Fuck you Rick Berman!

I'm not embarrassed to say I've probably listened to the Mortal Kombat episode more than 10 times. Rayden pitching amenities at the Kombat themed resort is the best thing ever.

With a torso made of 1.5 GB free cloud storage!