“Mt. Pleasant might be the most misnamed city is the nation.”

How awesome would it be if Olympic wrestling allowed professionals?

What a salary dump.

43 year-old Planet Hollywood patron John Hornacek: And I guess in the end I just didn’t feel like basketball was my calling. Different strokes for different folks, you know? Hit me. Fuck!

Tom Sawyer?

Maybe Farmer is just a lonely guy who likes connecting with people through texts. If only there was a place for people like him. Where he wouldn’t be lonely. Like a website for Farmers who are lonely. He doesn’t have to be lonely, you know. Oh, well.

I knew a gal like that once.