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Pictured: my vacation place and my golden.

If I had to paint with a broad brush and pick just one reason, I’d chalk the BMW depreciation up to meh styling in the 2010s. I look at the current non-M 3s and 5s and fall asleep.

The biggest reason why the 5 series is hit so hard is because all of the engines BMW puts into them are white-hot garbage. At the lower end of the totem pole you’ve got the wheezy N20 4-banger, with its wondrous failing vacuum pumps (so you lose brake assist *and* burn oil), rod bearing issues, and timing chain issues

Don’t read too much into that. Gibberish is his first language.

Kim’s O Face. As in OMFG.

Ohhhh Hillary...that was good.

Remember when Obama nodded to the chinese president and Fox was all “OMFG OBAMA IS KOWTOWING TO FOREIGN DESPOTS!”

Each successive season has gotten better, and the reviews reflect it. The first was a decent space opera, but the second was good trending to great and the third has just been consistently great.

It’s like a reveres Tardis!

The obesity rate in the United States has reached epidemic proportions

Free radicals? Better lock them up!

Desirability, popularity, and reliability would keep the resale value high.

“...ancient herbs that help with various detoxifying functions”

VWs show high depreciation because they discount them insanely when new. 2 years ago my best friend bought a ‘16 Jetta S with tech that MSRP’d for $21K for <$16K. Last year I bought a GTI for more than $6K off MSRP. Obviously, that is going to make the resale look absolutely horrendous, when in reality the real

You don’t resell Fiats. You just throw them away.

She is Happy in the modern day play: Incarceration Of A Protomolecule Salesman.

The 4 cylinder twin charged (turbo and super charger) powers the front and the electric powers the rear. You can go fully electric and be a fully RWD car for a short distance or AWD with both engines.

I want all the fresh octopus to eat them both, and then call pappy Cthulhu to be like, “guess what dad?!?!”

They ate an octopus which was undoubtedly smarter than both of them! 🐙

I do kind of want to be a fly on the wall when Trump is presented with Fresh Octopus. I also want to eat all of the fresh Octopus