They were saying the Caps will always remember this moment.

Wife- “why are you smiling like that”

Just winning the Cup and being in Vegas, those are not the only boobs they are going to see in the city tonight.

“No, Mr. Bettman, they were saying Booooo-bs.”

Everybunny loves a rally event!

Life without parole for Mustang driver should be sufficient. Let the piece of shit rot in the darkest of holes.

The victim blaming in the first article’s comments is disgusting.

In college a drunk friend stacked up no joke 100 packets of Taco Bell hot sauce in our kitchen and karate chopped it, sending hot sauce out 330 degrees onto every wall in our kitchen (he caught some of it too, which is why I didn’t say 360 degrees).

Jennings, this stuff absolutely FASCINATES me. Is there any chance that this story will be in article format as well?

This is right out of Far Cry 5

In the entire 100 year history of the NHL, Washington has never won so much as a single game against Las Vegas, even in the regular season.

This wasn’t your typical soccer tangling. Ramos pulled his arms to make the tackle and then kept pulling him all the way down. This should have been a red card.

No need to book Ramos, though. He’s earned the benefit of the doubt, what with his reputation as the cleanest player in the sport. In fact, let’s book Mane for not touching Ramos. Yeah.

I guess my feelings of hatred towards Spicer (embodied so terrifically by Melissa M.) started to shift when Trump purposefully excluded the fervent Roman Catholic from an audience with the Pope. Just to be mean.

Brazilian here. Some corrections are in order:

I’m legitimately emotional right now. I’m getting married in four days, and my bride-to-be is confused as all hell, but this is the first time in a long long long time that I’ve been this happy about a sporting event and a team.

The great thing about DC sports talk radio is that tomorrow they’ll all briefly mention that the Caps are going to the Stanley Cup Final and then spend four full hours talking excitedly and arguing loudly about who’s most likely to start at left tackle in the Redskins’ second exhibition game this summer.

Are we allowed to celebrate, now, you piece of shit Wilbon?

OH FUCK GOD PLEASE NOT AGAIN. CRUSHING ASS. DEAD. WHERE ARE THEY?! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?! THEY GOT INTO THE SUGAR JAR NOOOOOOO! NO FORTUNE.