go find the reverse of this gif if you’ve never seen it. it’s magical.

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

I don’t think that is enough. He probably should be banned from the league and arrested for assault.

Before we rush to judgement, who among us hasn’t called a ref a bitch ass motherfucker?

After the ejection, Devin Kurant went on Instagram to say that the no-call was bullshit and Kevin is very handsome.

worth linking it

His postgame interview was hysterical. Half nonchalant, half “Holy fuck what just happened”.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Goon is really good, though! This chick that gave me a beej a few months back said that Goon was the best hockey movie ever and who am I to disagree with her?

Organized hockey in MN is for the rich. If your kids want to be competitive in hockey, you better have money to keep them in the best gear every year, and god help you if your kid has the skills as a goalie. That’s why everybody shits on the cake-eating Edina kids, or the Minnetonka kids. I have a lot of friends from…

You can have Mighty Ducks but if you come for The Sandlot I swear to god I’ll do absolutely nothing other than disagree in the comments.

Using “cake eater” actually shows a fairly on point grasp of socio-economic disparities between urban Minneapolis (generally poorer/non-white) and the outlying suburbs (more affluent/white (primarily Edina)) that I didn’t get until I lived in Minnesota for eight years.

“a boring mess of a narrative relying on sentimentality and stock characters” also known as a sports movie.

“unless it’s A League Of Their Own, which even I know is a goddamn masterpiece”

Of course this administration is getting hounded with ethics complaints: they deliberately cancelled all their ethics briefings during the transition. Even if they intended not to be evil (riiiiight), they don’t know the rules they’re supposed to be following.

I'm not being selective. The notion of Christ's dual substance—full humanity and full divinity—is central to his story. It's what the Agony in the Garden is all about. He was a man who feared dying, and a divine being, consubstantial with God himself. It's not supposed to make sense to us. That's very close to the…

He was not immortal. He was a mortal man. That's how he was able to die. An immortal being would not have been able to die.

Anybody else hear "Calvary" as "Calgary" as a child and wonder why the heck people were talking about Canada all of a sudden?

"Sicilian grandmothers get sad as hell today." Jumpin' Jesus, yes they do.

- Someone who has a Sicilian grandmother

The Romans torment Jesus, stick a crown of thorns on his head, and make him carry a huge wooden cross through the streets of Jerusalem (a path known later on as the Via Dolorosa, or "Way of Suffering").