I get the whole preserve ecosystem thing, but if Jellyfish suddenly disappeared, I wouldn’t feel any major loss.

This was the most entertaining awards show I’ve seen. Haisley’s and Burneko’s schtick was well done.

I have a feeling even Hell won’t want him now.

I’d like to think that crushing Penn State’s football program would be great, but I feel like it’s too late to do that. They should have suspended the program after the Freeh Report came out.

What the Hell is Any Given Wednesday?

Before the DOJ started charging everyone? It didn’t surprise me. But their deciding to not give a damn even after the DOJ sicced the hounds on them is amazing.

FIFA, just for sheer magnitude and ballsiness.

9/11- and that was because it was the first time my dad picked my brother and me up from school. Usually, he had work, but he left early because of the attacks.

So... he’s the Pierre McGuire of international soccer?

When I worked in a sub shop, the Mexican cooks would always make this for their mid-afternoon meal. Holy crap was it delicious.

Reykjavik Grapevine was dope this time on twitter. I can only imagine what they’ll do for the England game.

But by that pic, he always got fed!

Dude, Central PA can sometimes provide gold nuggets.

Do we just have the Joe Flacco level, where we’re not sure about the elite-ness of certain players?

To see a player go down 3-1, and then just dominate the series to the point that not even Michael Jordan did-just wow. I kind of wanted the curse to continue, but I’m happy in the way that it ended.

SCALDING HOT TAKE INCOMING

The Swedes are just chill. They could walk into a bar room brawl and end it with their presence. Irish fans just realize they have a chance to look better than their English.

Jordan, this take could replace all of our energy resources for a month.

This could be used for multiple things happening today.

As someone who had to deal with geese near our house, geese are great food but are the Donald Trumps of the bird world: loud, overrated, and yet somehow successful.