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Salvatore Corasaniti
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I don’t think Mama said knock you out...

I was happy when Jeremy Clarkson punched Piers in his stupid maw.

My family had one of these phones with a rotary dialer for when the power went out. It was a lot of fun learning how to use the rotary.

I’ve got a bad feeling she is brainwashed, but I’m hopeful.

Notice the “fully understanding that she shouldn’t have to.” Namely, because that’s a lot better treatment than he deserves.

If she honestly wants to stay by her crappy husband, fully understanding that she shouldn’t have to, then props to her. She’s a better woman than anyone I would ever know of.

Dang it, now I need a change of pants!

JESUS that looks rapey.

NO. Just NO. St. Louis, you of all cities should know better.

Fumbles should be banned.

Except Donald Trump, candy corn’s diseased, sentient cousin.

Jose Mourinho, seen here critiquing the grass for his team’s performance.

That is the highlight reel for the Sixers this season.

They’re going to discuss a new trial date tomorrow.

So he went the Sepp Blatter route for women’s sports? That’s gonna end well.

May she leave with this “blessing”

It’s FIFA- there is no presumption of innocence here.

This goes up there with the Todd Akin comment.

Google search—> copy+paste+condense.