Dang it, now I need a change of pants!

JESUS that looks rapey.

NO. Just NO. St. Louis, you of all cities should know better.

Fumbles should be banned.

Except Donald Trump, candy corn’s diseased, sentient cousin.

Jose Mourinho, seen here critiquing the grass for his team’s performance.

That is the highlight reel for the Sixers this season.

They’re going to discuss a new trial date tomorrow.

So he went the Sepp Blatter route for women’s sports? That’s gonna end well.

May she leave with this “blessing”

It’s FIFA- there is no presumption of innocence here.

This goes up there with the Todd Akin comment.

Google search—> copy+paste+condense.

For insufferable cities, you forgot Baltimore. Hardcore enough that we have chips on our shoulders, and we could make St. Louis sick with our smarm and faux-humiliation.

“Open” now being Open to Interpretation.

I think he’s hinting at it with his hands.

Think like tying a Bow.

OOF.

STD’s- the gifts that keep on giving!

The finger-point means that he’s serious in his being-a-dick business.