This was a St. Joe’s photo with Langston Galloway afterthe Wizards game on Halloween. Porzingis was so big, he photobombed unintentionally.

The slip n slide of football injuries. And like a typical slip n slide, this one has little to no actual benefit.

Creepin’ on the refs.

If we dropped Sepp Blatter into the middle of conspiracy-theorist laden Montana, they’d look at him like he was the crazy one.

The curse of Rice?

CAPITALIZATION FOR EXTRA EFFECT!

That tie is WAY too long.

Fitting for LA.

Motion to include John Harbaugh on the chopping block.

I know this may only be another of the NFL’s general evil-ness, but it raises the question to me: which is worse, the cartel which refuses to pay its laborers, or the cartel which nickels and dimes its laborers and punishes them for being human?

Wawa for the win. Royal Farms has fried chicken that will make people weep, but Wawa has better food all-around.

Please let me watch the Eagles and the Lizard-man!

Talk about a jawbreaker. I believe this needs JR on the call.

Yellowface? Oh crap.

He’s reaching into his pocket for his Bolo knife. LOOK OUT ANDERSON COOPER!

GREAT Kinja.

IS THAT THE MASCOT?! Props for the sparkly purple suit, but still.

Would you say he’s... hoping for Trump cards?

Court Gentry is so white, it has a diversified trust fund.

His O face will be scarred into our corneas. Dammit.