I wonder if these rumors are being spread to torch Lane. I know Saban’s the son of Satan, but these rumors seem to be rather scorching.

A post on the “No Hymen No Diamond” Facebook page tries to explain why women’s purity is so important. Spoiler alert: It’s all about dudes feeling special:

Now that’s using your (or someone else’s) head! (Sorry!)

Donald J. Trump brand suits, ties, shirts, and cufflinks

Pictured: Wrong way Zed. (Sorry)

Seasons, ranked:

Counter-Counterpoint: Meh on the hair.