This show is perfect. I'm so excited for this I can disappear.

I would blow this man for a week straight. The only time I would cum (natch) up for air is for water and a cigarette.

And so concludes another boring season of The Bachelor. I swear, I hate having to wait for The Bachelorette, which is clearly the superior show, because the drama is always 10x more juicy with the guys (ICU CHAD!). Nick was clearly the worst Bachelor in the shows history, with his awkward mumbling and his speeches…

Once you go black.

NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS.

#LoganDeservesBetter

Yikes. I'm praying for you.

I 110% agree with you. I will never understand why people give this show a free pass in the acting department. It is GARBAGE acting, like the worst on any television I've ever seen not named The Big Bang Theory. Every single person has the emotional range of a piece of plywood. Somehow, that asshole Gimple has made…

You really need to watch better television if *this* was a shocking episode to you. Get standards, hon.

I would have killed (pun intended) to have had Morgan commit suicide like he threatened. Why do they keep having Morgan-centric episodes when he's consistently the worst thing on television? #BanMorgan2K17

I did too. I wanted to blow him. #DaddiesRock

Do you guys think Hugh Jackman is hung? Asking for a friend.

That's five words.

"I fucked your mom."

Logan was so damn good. I want to see it three more times. #JusticeForREDACTED

The new Grandaddy s-l-a-y-s, and you're wrong if you disagree. They are sounding better than ever.

I love how everyone went from hating Baldwin to loving him seemingly overnight because of an impression. Remember when he called his 12 year old a little big and screamed the word f*ggot over and over to paparazzi? FORGIVEN!!!

Ten bucks says Justin Bieber buys this place.

Make America Lift Again.

Yeah, okay.