I don’t understand why THIS sorority video, of all sorority recruitment videos, was the one to cause so much drama. Is it because of the bouncing? Aside from getting through the trial of my rapist, I think sorority recruitment is maybe the most sexist, awful thing I’ve ever experienced. Definitely the worst thing I…

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

Should’ve just done this to both of them:

A unicorn and a women’s orgasm...Two of the most mythical tales together in the same room.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Alternate headlines for this story:

“Pizzeria overwhelmed with annoying phone calls, so I decided to call them to ask about it”

Damn! Those guys are huge as FUCK!!!

I’ll leave this right here (watch it if, like me, you liked Unbreakable):

so does this mean he was not good at murdering?

“If the gum is Bubblicious, it ain’t suspicious”

“If the gum transferred the spit, you must acquit.”

First dude is losing his job, she’s kinda got him by the short hairs.

Name one job where it’s appropriate for a woman to be wearing a sundress while a man is wearing slacks and a jacket.

What is he going to chat with you about? Makeup and the latest episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians?

Blue and black or white and gold ehh?

Someone should tell that dude about microsoft paint.