@Ron Dayne's strict diet: It's going to be legen... I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the next part is...

This man has truly mastered the internet and website design. I think my right eye is melting.

"There are probably 800,000 people that shut the TV off the moment they see the utilityman is in there."

@Joshman wants a room at Maison Blanche: If you make a long enough list, the software does it automatically. Look at all the dream car company lists from the other week, for example.

@Muzzo: Sometimes, when a competitor I don't like is about to serve, I do something distracting... like shift in my seat or yawn.

I that Fabien Barthez working security? Nice to see him stop something... a little late as usual.

@One Sack, Two Sack: Mario Brothers.

Super Car - Lamborghini Reventón

I feel dirty for saying this, but Mike Milbury is right. That was a great hit.

Take some extra underwear. Just in case.

vote: Mp3tag.

"We'll put in a pitch clock.... "

That McChicken is the Junior Chicken in Canada. Also: You can get a Junior Chicken Value Meal, and a second Junior Chicken sandwich alone, for less than a McChicken Value Meal.

@NoPracticoBurress: Leeloo-Dallas-multipass!

@Skating Tomato, @CoolHwhip, @Token_Tennis_Fan: You guys don't watch Lost, eh?

@Skating Tomato: That's why we have Ewoks and Boba Fett being eaten by the Sarlac. Face it, Ewoks suck, dude.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: I think I liked Fighting back in 1990, when it was called Lionheart.

@thefuseproject: I enjoy the complete over-the-top absurdity of it. And I have a personal soft spot for the pseudo-old-fashioned style of the piece.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: I'm watching the Spirit, which I'm finding to be kind of cool.

@Ailanthus-altissima: You've just posted more interesting sports news than Moe managed all day, can we hire you to be the new weekend mommy?