Shouldn't Sens fans be used to going out early and clinging to regular season glory? I mean, they had that one thing last year, but otherwise this describes most of their seasons...

Heh... Rauch - BS, W 1-0.

And then that happened.

Washington's gonna Superman that ho...

That first pitch swing almost worked...

That's not Chad Cordero...

@Matt_T: Really? Not even after the great things he did the last two seasons?

hehehe... "below the belt and going down"

Well... I did not expect to read that today.

I am going to shatter Joe Morgan's face with a high, hard fastball. That is all.

We bring you your new announcing team: George W. Bush and John Mayer!

Why is he still up there?!

I think I'm getting dumber. I can feel it happening.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: This is what happens when you bounce a cheque.

I figure someone already has photos of Lo Duca getting a blow job in the clubhouse.

@mel: Wait til next inning, when he's got it tucked in... and they spend five minutes talking about how one of his teammates must have mentioned it to him.

Oh God... this is going to be such a long year of listening to them...

Odalis Perez? Really? Enjoy your season, Nats!

That's a pretty.. ahem... mixed reaction.

Someone needs some Preparation H.