@MrRedDevil: If you don't know what it's for, I don't want to explain.

@crazyjoedavola: Guess Tony's not happy just reading the stories.

Did that kid have a big orange Johnson on his head?

@Trot Nixons Hat: When they showed the last play, rather than talking over it, they just used Gus's commentary. I mean, listening to him call anything close is half the fun.

@Trot Nixons Hat: The TSN anchor actually said he was glad Gus Johnson was calling that as they ran the highlights on SportsCentre last night.

@preciousroy: Can we get Gus Johnson in for the last 2 minutes of close games?

@Berto: Hey now, Week 1 ain't over yet...

Now play the Juicy Fruit song!

@Slothrop: Especially not when your barber has a bad cold. That was a tense 5 minutes, I tell you whut.

@Wooden Woody Widenhofer: Between this, Rob and McNair, this night of football is becoming entirely too phallic.

@MrRedDevil: Hell, college teams have 5 extra QBs just to hide signals.

@Rob Iracane: Someone had the Chefs going -12 yesterday, maybe the Rams can top (bottom?) that...

Welp, this is shaping up to be a hilariously bad game.

I know black visors are supposed to be a safety hazard, but damn do they look good.

Forget Jarred Payton, I'm taking "fat, drunk, white guy" in my CFL fantasy pool next year.

If they really wanted it to stop, they should have told everyone they were re-using the blankets.

@PenskeMaterial: Ditto. I was wondering why all the running and craziness. Frankly, I'm just about as impressed that they didn't get a too many men penalty as I am with the kick.

...John Madden's pelvic thrusts make me uncomfortable.

Nice catch, white boy! Wait...

Eli's a captain, eh? So this isn't like hockey, where you give it to a guy who's either talented or a good leader, or both?