@MannysHeadStash: Pfft. I don't know many Canadians who drink Molson. We just give it to other people as a joke. Like Aussies do with Foster's or you guys do with Coors and Bud.

That man is my hero. At least in part for the shirt.

Is ESPN going to take back his ESPY for college player of the year?

I can't speak to the others (I watched but didn't pay attention to most of the show), but the Greg Oden stuff got shown in Canada on TSN.

I just find it awesome that most of those answers are simply management thinking up creative ways to say "Go #### yourself".

I didn't realize we'd ripped off the Germans and their "very many more aggressively and funnier" stylings.

@UpstateUnderdog: As the video (YouTube, founded in 2005) mentions, the Marlins are one of the post-winning-Pirates teams. Joined the league in '93. The franchise was awarded in 1991.

Oh come on... who hasn't accidentally washed their passport in their pants? I certainly have.

1) Lotus Elise (~45k)

@What would Kornheiser do?: I thought it was pronounced "too-chee". Ah well, live and learn.

LaDanian and LaTorsha... that's... something, for sure.

Don't mess with the Bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

Okay... now I understand why people hate the ESPYs. Why is TSN wasting my time with this?

Jerry Tarkanian?

Oh crap, I actually can watch the ESPYs. I didn't think we'd get them up here. Maria Sharapova is the hotness, but jokes aside, that dress is awful.

@UkraineNotWeak: You really want him to go topless?

Y'know, that homer is too bad. I think 10-0 for 10,000 would have had a nice kind of symmetry.

Poland? How the hell did they get in there?

@ArtDonovansDrunkenLovechild: But Bernie's one of those Latin players that MLB loves to control...

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: It's even got something for the Ladies...