@Tuffy: Y'know, Parkinson's aside, I think I'm happier with that version.

@Tuffy: But my dad's French(-Canadian). And I'm a short white guy from Canada who can distribute the ball and knock down crucial long balls.

@Tuffy: Didn't they explicitly promise not to do that?

"That's how good he is?"

@Lady Andrea: C'mon. That dude's arm is clearly part of the ball.

@Pinata: The ponytail is still horrid though. Seriously. Wasn't his mother a model? Can she not give him some advice on looking good? Or is that why he's got the ponytail and wears dresses?....

@becky: She does seem to be a very naked, happy girl.

Oh... I can coach the hockey team too. They don't need to be successful, right? Since no one cares about hockey.

I could teach French. Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

@Peter Cavan: Kinda like "Do not drink" on paint cans? You know it's there for a reason.

@Lady Andrea: Louisville vs Texas A&M Sr.

@TattooedMess(iah): Big 10 Basketball. So easy, a caveman could do it.

@Lady Andrea: I hope they buttle all over the turtles.

@Zlax45: Every foul in the last minute by the down team is intentional, even if it's not an Intentional Foul. Everyone knows it has to be seriously egregious (and usually off the ball) to get called that late.

This Johnson fellow seems excited about something.

@The Man with No Name: The ebays never lie.

wait... they have a play called "PCP RIP"?

@becky: Who wants to sex the Mighty Oden?

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I thought I read somewhere that, in the Big 10, you get T'd up if you shoot with more than 10 on the shot clock.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Doesn't the Big 10 have rules against that?