John Bolton, aka War Mustache
[T]ell me another time you’ve heard Ken Starr’s name mentioned when it wasn’t about Clinton’s impeachment?
“He ate the remains of a baby goat that was leftover from the weekend, slogged around the White House looking for his pig’s blood and cilantro smoothie”
Shelter Cat Update!
They’re so bad it’s inspired a meme:
“Breakfast Hot Pockets: Good news! You’re about to call in sick.”
I ate 35 Hot Pockets in 4 days to bring you these authoritative Hot Pocket rankings
I haven't been laid in about a decade either, but I'm still bleeding like Drake murdered my vagina (and I'm 47).
As someone from the northeast, I always think open floor plans are ridiculous. If you have an open floor plan there is basically no way to control the temperature in your house when you are heating it! All those doors and walls are there for a reason!
Pick Tiffany! She knows law!
Thank you, yes. For heavens sake. It was like Joan read another person’s criticism and based this post on that rather than watching the show herself.
I was more mad about the dead animals, mostly because I think you’ve got the storytelling purposes twisted.
Well, now John Bolton has one less reason to testify against Trump.
It’s spelled “Buttigieg”, but it’s pronounced “Throat Warbler Mangrove”.
How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray
What is this holiday joy you speak of?
Kinda love the idea that cats think you’re also a cat but like, really bad at cat, so they bring you dead shit to try to learn you up
You are not. I love musicals, Chicago, Hamilton, Sound of Music, West Side Story...etc.