“Rittenhouse obtained a gun illegally, carried it to a place had his mommy drive him to a place where violent interactions were possible, involved himself in situations that had nothing to do with him, and then shot and killed two people.”

A garbage collection of recipes about a garbage comic strip that recycles garbage tropes about women.  Killer content.

“Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell are having The Talk with their kids.”

This is all fine on Meghan’s end, but can’t the DOJ or someone just put the arm on Manchin’s daughter over the EpiPen price gouging until he gets with the program?

If how Alton comported himself on his “Quarantine Kitchen” home spun YouTube series with his current wife in any indication, he seems like a cantankerous fuck. And he’d probably agree with that.

I am sure, given her career, that she was able to spend far more than that $8,000 for child care for each of her three, presumably wanted, children.

“Bog Whoopsy” would be an excellent band name.

“So this won’t turn you into the next Jake Paul but your arms will look fantastic.”

You seem to have overlooked Maisie Williams.

Dennis - without carbs stuffed into other carbs there would be no potato and cheese pierogi in the world.  And I don’t want to live in that world.

Radior’s “Under Chin Pad “adjusts comfortably to the chin by the aid of ribbons.” The company claimed that Radior Beauty Pads worked to eliminate and eradicate double chins and wrinkles by toning up and strengthening the facial muscles. At the same time, they also (apparently) did double duty preventing headaches…

I’d get a TikTok, but the odds one of my students’ parents with too much free time at the country club would find me is not non-zero.  My awesomeness will just have to stay locked behind my private Twitter.  No black pepper beef and scallops for them!

“I would have two of those every night of quarantine.”

We have neither Culver’s nor In-N-Out in Massachusetts. We have Five Guys, which I am perfectly fine with. There are apparently some Shake Shacks in the vicinity, but I’ve not tried them. I would like to try Culver’s. In-N-Out holds no appeal for me, if they are still putting bible verses on the wraps and cups (as…

I got my period a week early after both shots (Pfizer), but I am perimenopausal and generally having a hell of a time with periods for a couple years now, so I didn’t think it was related.

Ok, but, seriously though, has she stopped shitting her pants?

Back when Dunkin Donuts had smoked salmon cream cheese, I used to order it and add it to their egg and cheese breakfast sandwich. Where’s *my* honorary, off menu ‘wich?!?!?

Oh, god this.  So much fucking this.

“It had been decades since residents here said they saw a president who was so aligned with preserving their way of life...”

There’s always room for Jell-o muk!