Wow.  AFP doesn’t get that I could be cool with spending the extra $0.01 in tax to support my community and offset that spending by not buying fucking powdered ranch mix for a shitty recipe.

She ate her salad with a hair comb?  What, she’s too good to use her fingers now?

Hotter take - put lox, cream cheese, onion, capers, and lemon in the food processor and then eat the results with potato chips.  You’re welcome.

FTW!

Thanks!

*bows*

Yes.

I think it is collapsing in on itself like a black hole. The party guests will be lucky to escape the gravitational pull.

Your queso looks perfectly lovely and tasty. Her queso looks like it is the painting of Dorian Gray’s queso. 

86 the canned beans.  Use all fresh beans and roast them in the oven (tossed in a little olive oil and s+p) at 400 for about 15-20 minutes.  Then add them to your casserole ingredients.  Thank me later.

So, Falwell’s wife is a Becki?  How perfect.

Huh. Still deciding if I want to burn time watching this. I found this take on Twitter interesting. Click though to the whole thread.  Thoughts?

Your chicken finger impulse was dead on. I like to dip chicken fingers in taramasalata. It’s the bomb diggity. Fish as a condiment on meat works. That’s how you get vittelo tunnato.

I think it is up to $800K now!

People need to keep sending them; she’s making BS statements to the press that she “hasn’t really heard from constituents” about their feelings on Kauvanaugh. Also, apparently staffers who answer her phone have not been keeping written records to give to Collins:

OP - this seems like an excellent opportunity to learn how to make pizza, at home, with your kids.  No need to put up with that from mediocre staff.

This came out today, too, about Mike Pence:

Agreed. Whatever annoying thing that can start being mailed to Collins and the others to dissuade them from the Kavanaugh vote (coat hangers for our concerns about Roe v. Wade, baseballs for those who just want to express general concerns about his inability to “manage his finances and credit”), let’s get that going. …

Word. Your gut instinct is right on this one. I’ve been teaching for over 20 years. The first 2 were in the community in which I lived. There’s really nothing quite like running into a parent when out getting groceries or at the mall who then feels like you should have all the time in the world to give them an…

For a first date, yeah.  I’d dress up.  But Affleck?  I think we’re probably lucky he remembered to wear pants.