nobody would have walked by ME dragging a child

why the fuck didn’t someone STOP him?

fucking YAWN.

it’s where you hide bodies in russia

Bwah-hahaha-hahaha-hahhaa-hahaha!!!!!!!!!!

yeah

i WANT President Cheeto to pardon THEM ALL

city folks don’t like to hear what happens on the farm

“these days”?

he doesn’t

“happened to it”, what do you mean

sure am

“wouldn’t let”

she...........what?..............LET IT CONTINUE

what he meant was:

“dry-hump them or masturbate in front of them, ejaculating into his pants or onto their bodies and then walk away.”

how would you know when you were face to face

tha righ’, man

the rus remember when Lithuiania was a regional super-power

writers?