well it’s hard to keep the dog in the shower

and, of course i must ask

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

fucking worthless little boy

little bitch says what?

Lenny gotta die, motherfucker

the Caucasians hereby denounce “whites”

time for a professional writing gig

freud wrote (i paraphrase freely): “a nymphomaniac is a person who wants to do it ONE more time than you do.”

i could “go through” five in a month

wow

am i the first?

or

weirdly

you’re not paying attention

so it’s not steam powered?

argentina, is that you?

YEAH!!!

Zo....ver are you going, Herr Mister?

“slow-eyed cretin” is what the nazis would have called him